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“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.”
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
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“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
“Forget the H– let’s talk about the D.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?” “Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.” “I made you some shoes.” “I bet I can make your
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement in front of Bart’s.â€
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.â€
“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.â€
“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.â€
“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.â€
“Sorry about all the music. I play the violin when I’m thinking, and I can’t stop thinking about you.â€
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl Powers died.â€
“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.â€
Okay, folks. Let’s talk about the keychains some more.Above I put a badly Photoshopped idea of what they should look like, as well as a few random examples with different pick-up lines. (Sorry the London scene is all wibbly– I put a paintbrush
“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re pretty fly.â€
“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaels’ hedge maze.â€
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.â€
“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
I know it’s not hentai related, but I need to gush about how amazing Admin X is… This is what I received in the mail today. “I hope that we are friends for many more years.” I do too, I really do. And yeah, I’m totally
Admin Y’s fantasy post. It’s perfect because besides the headdress, it’s very similar to my last maid costume purchase. You already know that I’m a bondage enthusiast and I assume you know about my affinity for dressing as a maid.
@tierynbe I think it is from when Lil’ Sister No More was posted in Incest by a mistake on the admin’s side. It is by far the most viewed story of mine and it has a pile of generally negative comments. After that, every story I posted in Fetish
fairwind: The Admins of Team Aqua and Team Magma sing about their true intentions for the fate of Hoenn…
rpfunstuff: People have the right to post whatever they want on their own blogs, but vague posting negative things about other muns is pretty toxic behavior. If you don’t like another mun, why don’t you just unfollow them or at least blacklist their
lillalexandras: http://instagram.com/lillaxelinafanI have the cutest little fanpage on instagram and the admin of the page is so cute writing cute things about me and giving me cred.Awwhie <3
